The below is just confirmed humour.

Details arrived via a secret sauce in Gavin’s Gadgets inbox of the larger of the 2 new iPhones.

Apple will take the iPad Mini and make it into a phablet phone. Bigger than all it’s competitors, it will have Samsung Note owners quivering in their boots as to how small their phones now look.

Apple’s designs teams decided to go the bigger is better route. More as this confirmed humour develops.