Seriously, I couldn’t have made the title up even if I tried.

The ZTE Geek is an Android Jelly Bean phone powered by an Intel 2GHz Clover Trail Atom, 5-inch 720p display with Gorilla Glass, 8-megapixel main camera, a 1-megapixel front-facing camera, 8GB of storage space, 1GB of RAM, 2,300mAh battery and wireless charging. Radios UMTS 900/2100 courtesy of Intel’s XMM 6260 chip, and there’s also the usual lot of 802.11a/b/g/n WiFi, Bluetooth 4.0 LE and GPS.